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    9/24/2007

    做一件很人性的事情--更新

    首先发布一条声明:     

          提醒对门儿的蒙古国同学,当你们一个男人和一个女人同时不穿衣服又同时躺在一张床上的时候,请你们把寝室门关上,以免让大家产生不必要的误会。 


           好象很久没有更新了,貌似我再介绍了我快乐美好的新生活之后就再也没露过面。 
    事情有点多了,所以不知道从哪说起,伤心的事我不会在日志里提起,因为不值得,这是属于我自己的地方,不会因为某些人某些事而改变它的主题。 
           那么就继续吧,先要和罗女人说一句,本兔师从内蒙古师范大学国际现代设计艺术学院著名头号美男门下,每天生活的阳光灿烂,觉得自己是这个世界上最最最最幸福的学生。而且,我亲爱的女人,我发现我已经彻底的成为了一个败家子,刚开学就已经快把一个学期的生活费全用来买衣服了,问题在于,还根本没买几件,女人,你骂死我吧,反正我早晚是要饿死的主。 
           寝室的馒头说我就是一祸害,因为大米已经被我渡的每天只知道臭美了,人家可是一个优良上进的好青年,现在已经发展到出门不打扮一个小时连寝室门都不出的地步,我认错,我就是一祸害,你们骂死我吧,反正我早晚是被白眼飞死的主。 
           还收养了一只猫,一个大雨天被两小兔崽子扔着玩,幸亏我同情心泛滥啊,雀跃啊(馒头的话),才拣它回来,还更加泛滥的给它治病,还逼迫琛琛和苏丹,璇儿等人给它买玩具和粮食。后来在它跑丢以后还破费买葡萄香蕉去给老大妈陪笑脸才又把它赎回来。你们骂死我吧,反正我早晚是要被它折腾死的主。顺便,女人啊,我的猫叫烙饼,请用普通话喊它的名字,谢谢。 
           班里的少波等同学每天开车来上学,把100块钱当硬币花,而且据说此人的老婆比花都好看,让我极其的看不惯。诸如此类的还有很多,比如一个个都带薪来上学,瑞瑞同学更是公费去马来和泰国进修。丁洁同学结婚的时候不仅大奔车队接,而且还大摆52桌,真是看不下去。29岁的刘华春同学看上去比我年龄都小,我抱头痛哭~~~~你们骂死我吧,反正我早晚是被憋屈死的主。 

           我想还是算了吧,我不想今天就嗑死在电脑前,我要学会忍耐,镇静,因为我比他们年轻(嘘~~~) 
           最后衷心祝愿李媛同学下月生一个大白肉康小子,少波同学的老婆下下月生一个康肉白大小子。 

    最后发布两条征婚启示 
    1,大米同学 女,身高165,体重和兔本人类似,内蒙古师范大学美术学院在读研究生,年龄保密,特长是会用橡皮泥和铁丝捏马,会烧窑,谁娶了此人以后家里不用买碗,她会自己烧。精通蒙汉双语--包括所有脏话和地方土语,可同声翻译,准确率不详。应征条件:男,蒙古族,蒙汉双语均通过国家专八级,或汉族,没有民族隔阂问题的人士,要积极向上,要只对她好,其他情况面试时详细告之。 
    2,馒头同学 女,身高150-170之间的某一个,体重为兔本人的4/5,十余年钢龄(钢琴年龄),内蒙古师范大学音乐学院在读研究生,专长是祸害少年儿童。谁娶了此人,生活充满音乐。应征条件:男性,身高1米75左右,知道贝多芬和毛主席不是亲戚这个常识,帅的也不要自卑,尽管TRY TO。 
    有意者请与本人联系。 

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